Bad American

Today’s Contemporary Americana!

This one was on an SUV in the parking lot of my local bank:

NUKE THEIR ASS

TAKE THEIR GAS

It’s getting harder and harder to love my fellow Americans, so many of whom have gleefully lowered themselves to advocating genocidal barbarism. But at least these people are honest - they’re stickers are the logical progression from the other ones I’ve been seeing:

WHAT IS OUR OIL DOING UNDER THEIR SOIL?

I peered into the bank and saw the scraggly bunch that drove this beat up SUV. They looked only once removed from Neanderthals who left their cave fires burning, while they drove their SUV to the bank to argue about their credit limit.

Perhaps carrying a rather large permanent black magic marker with which to draw swastikas over these sentiments might be too much fun. Not that I’m advocating any such thing, mind you.

Perhaps we could create other bumper stickers for bloodthirsty know-nothing Americans. Try this:

ONLY 1 MILLION DEAD? NUKE ‘EM ALL!

CUT AND RUN? NOT WITHOUT OUR OIL! 

THE ONLY GOOD MUSLIM/ARAB IS A DEAD MUSLIM/ARAB

REAL PATRIOTS DON’T WORSHIP ALLAH!

BLOOD FOR OIL! THEIR BLOOD, OUR OIL!

TURN MECCA INTO A PARKING LOT!

Maybe I’d better stop. I might be giving some sick minds some ideas. You read them here first.