Bad American

Would you pay $4,000 for this woman?

March 12, 2008 · 4 Comments

 

Ashley Alexandra Dupre, too drunk to, well, you know. . . 

Because we need to remember that’s what prostitution is all about. It’s so, well, capitalist!

I suppose I should also mention, would you also cashier your career as Governor of New York, your marriage (possibly), and your integrity and reputation as a moralistic crime fighter?

Was it worth whatever ‘around the world’ trip this high priced hooker gave you Eliot?

Gee I hope so.

More here.

A man who answered the phone at the home of the woman’s mother in New Jersey and identified himself as Dupre’s brother, Kyle, told the AP he did not know why Dupre would agree to be interviewed about the scandal.

“I’ve talked to my sister every five minutes since this happened, and I’m not going to comment on it,” he said. “She’s just trying to get through this.”

Dupre’s MySpace page provides a window into her life as she went from a broken home in New Jersey to a music career in the city.

“I have been alone. I have abused drugs. I have been broke and homeless. But, I survived, on my own. I am here, in NY because of my music,” she wrote.

Oh yeah, her My Space Page - look quick before she takes it down.

Sometimes you just gotta hand it to The Drudge Report for all of these links.

and - our buddies at The Smoking Gun - oooooh pictures!

Categories: Just for fun · Politics as Usual

“The results of those primaries were fair and should be honored”

March 12, 2008 · No Comments

So sayeth megalomaniac Hillary Clinton about Michigan and Florida.

As Keith Olbermann just said “Ah Florida, I knew we could re-count on you.”

Well look, aren’t rules, well, rules?

Both of those primaries were held in knowing violation of Democratic National Convention rules.

But of course, now Clinton wants them counted.

EVEN THOUGH Obama wasn’t even on the ballot in Michigan because he knew that the Michigan was violating the rules and figured ‘why bother?’

I tell you now - if Clinton gets the nomination by hook or by crook, get used to saying ‘President John McCain.’

Categories: The Perpetual Campaign

You Know What’s Scary?

March 12, 2008 · No Comments

AP: Ferraro Exits

I’ll tell you what’s scary - Geraldine Ferraro is actually making me glad I voted for Reagan in 1984.

Eyewwww. Scary!

WASHINGTON (AP) - Geraldine Ferraro stepped down Wednesday from an honorary post in Hillary Rodham Clinton’s presidential campaign amid a controversy regarding her comments that Barack Obama wouldn’t be succeeding in the race for the White House if he weren’t black.

Ferraro notified Clinton by letter that she would no longer serve on Clinton’s finance committee as “Honorary New York Leadership Council Chair.” She wrote that the Obama campaign “is attacking me to hurt you.”

Waaahhh! Waaaaaahhhhhh!!!!

So what did Barack Obama say?

Only what was true:

“I think they were wrong-headed,” he said at a Chicago news conference. “The notion that it is a great advantage to me to be an African American named Barack Obama and pursue the presidency, I think, is not a view that has been commonly shared by the general public.”

He might as well have said “Barack HUSSEIN Obama,” but you get the idea.

Ferraro was full of it and continues to be full of it. And she does so little credit to the already Darth Vader-ish Hillary Clinton campaign. Right now Olbermann is ripping both of them on MSNBC and I have to admit its rather fun to watch.

Not quite as much fun as watching whoremonger Eliot Spitzer resign, but that’s another story.

Geez, if I had $80,000 in disposable cash I would put it into my little bookstore business and help my mom.

But some men need their whore thrills. What can I say - he shames the sex.

Categories: The Perpetual Campaign · leftwingnuttery

Kiddie Kandy Kriminals

March 12, 2008 · No Comments

Today’s Contemporary Americana!

I actually have some work to do today, but I couldn’t let this pass without comment. Don’t ever say I won’t cover left-wing-nuttery.

New Haven Register

NEW HAVEN — Sheridan Communications and Technology Middle School eighth-grader Michael Sheridan was suspended from school for three days, barred from attending an honors student dinner and stripped of his title of class vice president.

His offense?

He bought a bag of Skittles.

The punishment was meted out because the New Haven school system banned candy sales and fundraisers in 2003 as part of the districtwide school wellness policy.

“There are no candy sales allowed in schools, period,” said school spokeswoman Catherine Sullivan-DeCarlo.

SKITTLES . . . IST. . . VERBOTEN!!!

Well at least he didn’t get three days in the cooler.

Michael’s mother, Shelli Sheridan, is lobbying to reduce her son’s punishment, claiming he’s a top student with no previous disciplinary problems. According to Shelli Sheridan, the student who sold the candy, whom she did not identify, also was suspended.

“Why did we go to that extreme?” she said.

Well that’s a great American question: why DO we seem to go to extremes? What is it in our national DNA lately that engenders such outsized punishments for such piddling offenses? Do they believe that if a package of Skittles gets by than next thing you know they’ll be trafficking in bags of smack?

Or maybe the school has all of its students weighed regularly and if they student body gets too fat they lose state reimbursement?

Here’s how the intrepid school cops busted this nefarious candy ring:

Michael Sheridan claims he was in a school hallway after lunch Feb. 26 when a classmate asked if he wanted some candy. The student had a lunch box filled with candy and a wad of money, he said.

While Michael said he was unaware the sale was agaiSick, nst school policy, he admitted the student selling it “was being secretive.” When a school administrator noticed the transaction, Michael said the student “threw the candy.” He said he pocketed the Skittles, still not sure anything was wrong.

Michael said the administrator asked to see the contents of his pockets. At that moment, Michael said he realized he was in trouble.

You can almost imagine a scene straight out of “Cops:” — “UP AGAINST THE WALL, SPREAD ‘EM!! WHERE’D HE STASH THE SKITTLES?!?! AH HERE THEY ARE - WE GOT THE EVIDENCE ON THIS SCUMBAG. WHAT WERE YOU PLANNING ON DOING WITH THESE, HUH?”

Yes, our societal sickness continues to spread. “Zo, you thought you could get avay vit selling candy in our Stalag, nicht wahr?”

Turner had repeatedly warned students that she would not allow any candy to be sold in schools, nor did she want money changing hands in school, said Sullivan-DeCarlo. She said it was her understanding that the student was suspended for insubordination, which is what the district considered the candy exchange.

Insubordination. I suppose it’s the Cartman effect: YOU WILL RESPECT MAH AUTHORITAH!!!!

Aside from the nutrition issue, Sullivan-DeCarlo maintained the money students carry presents a security concern.

Huh? Do the ‘terrorists’ want our kids’ lunch money now?

A copy of the district’s policy given to the New Haven Register Tuesday says that “no candy or junk food fundraisers will be allowed on school grounds” and that only “healthy snacks will be sold in vending machines selling food products.”

Ah, yes, here we have the REAL reason - the school undoubtedly gets a cut. Once you start letting Skittles in the school, next come the Snickers and then the Milky Ways and pretty soon, before you know it, profits get cut.

Turner referred all comment on the case to Sullivan-DeCarlo.

Ah yes, the brave school prinicpals always hiding behind the flacks and the attorneys. Teaches kids what kind of society they’re growing up in - in more ways than one.

Categories: Contemporary Americana · Education · leftwingnuttery

I’ve Had Enough - Latest O’Brien Column Enough to Cancel PD

March 12, 2008 · No Comments

Cleveland’s Village Idiot in the Pain Dealer

I tried, I have really tried to keep paying for delivery of the Pain Dealer.

I’ve almost canceled a few other times - once during the Wide Open Blog fiasco, and then the last O’Brien column when Kevin mocked Democrats after he and his fellow thugs debased the electoral process by taking Dem ballots and voting for Clinton.

But O’Brien’s latest column debasing global climate change scientists is the last straw.

It is clear that after all these years that the PD doesn’t fire O’Brien because at some deep level they have to agree with what he’s writing AND he remains the deputy editorial page director. His choices influence the Op-ed page of the PD, which is already an industry joke and a local embarrassment. It’s about as thin as the reasoning O’Brien uses.

I had hoped that Susan Goldberg might change things at the PD but it is evident that’s same old same old at the Daily Disappointment that this newspaper has become.

It is, and will remain, nothing more than a corporate rag sheet.

As for O’Brien’s latest column, suffice it to say that, in his bully boy way, being a stenographer to power, he believes that since global climate change advocates use anecdotal evidence than its OK for him to do the same. This, apparently, is how he views journalism.

For the record, most Americans, including O’Brien, are totally clueless on global climate change. Some want to remain willfully clueless because, well, they see the whole thing as some kind of ’socialist plot’ to separate them from the SUVs and outdoor gas grills.

Well fine. You know, if that’s what its going to come down to, let the Earth burn. I just hope I’m dead and my kids are dead before the worst hits - and that my sons don’t reproduce.

I got the skinny on the whole issue about 10 years ago on a Midway Airport shuttle in Chicago. I sat next to a research meteorologist for the Argonne National Laboratories. I made a comment on the snow in March having something to do with global warming and he kindly set me straight.

He said the correct term, which I have used ever since, is global climate change. To focus on the ‘warming’ was missing the point by a mile, he told me.

The point is that there was not going to be a steady climb in what we would perceive as heat in the atmosphere at ground level, he said. The Earth was simply too big and complex for that.

What would happen, he said, is that the weather would become increasingly unpredictable and more violent over time as the Earth’s mean temperature increased. Some violently snowy winters would occur and some unusually cold periods in summer would also happen, he said.

But eventually the ice sheets would melt and eventually there would be climatological  feedback mechanisms kicking in. It wouldn’t happen quickly, but when the feedback mechanisms starting kicking in, things would accelerate but nothing along the lines portrayed in the movie The Day After Tomorrow.

And, in fact, he confided to me that the public misconception about the process and the political aspects of trying to ameliorate the effects of global climate change worried him and other research meteorologists greatly. Because the effects required a fairly complex scientific explanation, he feared that people would simply not listen and that politicians could exploit that ignorance to ignore the problem until it was too late.

I think he was thinking about people like Kevin O’Brien and his ilk.

I’m always reminded of the Ogden Nash ditty about people like that:

Oh you can’t say when to company men,

For it’s always when to they,

They were doing fine in ‘29

And they’re doing fine today. 

You could check out another article in today’s International Herald Tribune if you need to breathe the fresh air of real science after reading the choking ignorance of Kevin O’Brien. Those who don’t get their whole news feed from the American corporate controlled media know what the score it. Were it that other Americans took advantage of the amazing resource of the Internet and learned how the world really sees us and the problems our planet faces.

The Plain Dealer can print whatever their corporate chieftains want them to print. I don’t have to pay for it.

And so it ends, a lifelong love affair with print journalism. For the first time since I was 10-years-old, I will have no newspaper delivered to where I am.

It would be patently unfair to blame the PD for the ills of the business. There’s a lot of blame to go around, of course. First and foremost, I blame corporate America for destroying journalism in this country and turning a precious 1st Amendment resource into yet another profit stream for Wall Street. And by destroying the basic nature of  journalism, AND ignoring the impact of citizen journalism and the Internet, they have guaranteed themselves their coming obsolescence.

The second blame is the people in the craft themselves who, by and large, accepted cozy middle class lifestyles in exchange for becoming stenographers to power and lifestyle writers. The whole point of being a journalism was not come to work in a shirt and tie and brag about your political connections at the fern bar. It was to inform the public on the critical issues of the day and give them that ‘light’ so that they could find their own way (yeah, from the Scripps-Howard logo, once a Cleveland Press employee, always one).

But the whole craft pretty much sold out for a little comfort and J schools generally followed the emasculation that came with ‘professionalism.’ Now the best journalism, hands down, is being done by small independent newspapers and on the Internet. Newspapers have watched themselves become primarily a conduit for advertising, comics, sports and movie listings. Most big city American newspapers have become very cozy with being part of the local power structure rather than a check and balance on that power. They just don’t care and it shows.

Journalism, real journalism, was supposed to help lead society, not mirror its worst biases and prejudices. But no one is leading anymore. Instead, we get columnists like Kevin O’Brien.

And the American people are also to blame. Generally our own society enthusiatically participated in our collective dumbing down. And because of that, we refused to read newspapers if they didn’t dumb their content down for us. Television didn’t kill newspapers directly, but when Americans wanted their news in the simple language of television, newspapers, fearing losing market share, followed suit and the downward spiral started.

People didn’t clamor for anything better. And then after media consolidation in the 1990s, ownership no longer cared about those who wanted print journalism to live up to its ideals. Newspapers were now house organs for corporate America editorially. Marketing took over to serve Wall Street and newspapers began to resemble sports and lifestyle magazines more than news organs. The cry has always been ‘we had to do that to survive.’ My retort is: you’re doing that and dying anyway.

So enough. Our society gets pretty much both the media and government it deserves and it seems like we’re getting both lately good and hard as H. L. Mencken would have said.

The last best hope of what passes for journalism today is the Internet. For all its faults and wonderful lack of media gatekeepers, the truth is not to be found on the pages of your local corporate rag but right here on your screen, provided YOU take the time and effort to find it.

Categories: Environment · Journalism · Local flavor · media