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Hillary Braves Bullets. Or Not.

March 25, 2008 · 1 Comment

Actual unretouched photo of Hillary Clinton avoiding sniper fire in Bosnia. You can’t see Chelsea’s flak jacket but rest assured, she was wearing one. The kid had already been frisked and cleared for explosives.

“I remember landing under sniper fire,” Clinton recounted. “There was supposed to be some kind of a greeting ceremony at the airport, but instead we just ran with our heads down to get into the vehicles to get to our base.”

Greg Saunders in HuffPo details other Hillary whoppers and says this will probably kill her in the general election. I find it funny that Hillary’s own kool aid drinkers, who call Obama fans ‘cult members’ find it so easy to brush aside her long history of lies and obfuscations. If they truly believe she can win a general election with her background and negatives it is they who are living in some kind of cult-land.

I like Andy Borowitz’s take on Hillary’s ‘hot zone landing:’

“I may have misspoke about what went on that particular day,” Sen. Clinton said today. “But it was a very busy time for me, what with having that knife-fight with Kim Jong-Il and all.”

Reporters peppered Sen. Clinton’s new press spokesman with questions about another purported exploit of hers, in which the senator claimed that she and a ragtag team of blue-collar drillers deflected an asteroid on a collision course with the Earth.

“Everything Hillary Clinton says is true,” said her new spokesman, the author James Frey.

Seriously folks. Clinton needs to quit now. And take that embarrassment of a husband with her.

Categories: Politics as Usual · The Perpetual Campaign

1 response so far ↓

  • John fitness personal new orleans // March 25, 2008 at 11:14 pm

    What person would let his wife and 16 year old daughter enter a war zone and be exposed to sniper fire? No one would. You think you would remember running from sniper fire. She said it the first time she misspoke in 12 years; that might come back to haunt Hillary “Mount Everest-Not” Clinton.

    There were 4000 armed men, Navy SEALS, Secret Service, 40 tanks, and attack helicopters overhead. As one military man said, “There was nobody coughing the day she showed up”. It is insulting to those protecting her.

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