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Three Suspended for Not Standing for Pledge

May 12, 2008 · No Comments

Today’s (sigh) Contemporary Americana!

And yes, this was in so-called liberal Minnesota.

Minneapolis Strib

Three small-town eighth-graders in Minnesota were suspended by their principal for not standing Thursday morning for the Pledge of Allegiance, violating a district policy that the principal now says may soon be reworded to protect free speech rights.

“My son wasn’t being defiant against America,” said Kim Dahl, mother of one of the students, Brandt, who attends Dilworth-Glyndon-Felton Junior High School in northwestern Minnesota.

Brandt told the Forum newspaper in Fargo that Thursday’s one-day in-school suspension, “was kind of dumb because I didn’t do anything wrong. It should be the people’s choice.”

Kim Dahl said the “punishment didn’t fit the crime. If they wanted to know why he didn’t stand, they should’ve made him write a paper.” She said her son has been declining to stand all school year, offered no reason for sitting and was not obligated to explain his actions.

The school’s handbook says all students are required to stand but are not required to recite the pledge. The same is true for all four schools in the district, a school official said.

“These three [students] didn’t, and they got caught,” said Mel Olson, the district’s community education director. He said he backs the punishment, “being a veteran and a United States of America citizen, absolutely.” Olson served in the Marines in Japan during the Vietnam War.

The head of the Minnesota American Civil Liberties Union said that the school’s actions against the students are unconstitutional, and his office informed the district of that today in a strongly worded letter.

“The school can’t do that; that’s illegal,” said Chuck Samuelson, the civil liberties group’s executive director. “Wow.”

“but nobody paid much attention to the law anymore” - from Gattaca.

Of course if you look at the human material commenting after the story, there are many in the Land of the Free ™ who think these kids should probably be shot:

pledge your allegiance

everyone who lives in the u.s.a. should respect the pledge, all it is asking you to do is to pledge your allegiance to this country and if you live here, work here, go to school here you owe this country, if nothing else, your allegiance. there are too many terrorists ready to take down the freedom we enjoy so liberally that it is absurd that you wouldn’t pledge to remain loyal to the country you inhabit. i was always proud to stand and recite the pledge when i was in grade school and cannot for one instance believe that these kids care about the pledge at all, they are just lazy and don’t want to get off their butt to stand for 45 seconds. american children- the future obese adults who don’t believe in this country.

posted by hthornberg on May 12, 08 at 1:15 pm |

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Protect our kids

These are our kids! How dare you tell them what they should do. They are in Junior high and should be in total control of their own lives with no intervention and no consequences. Let them do whatever they want. Do you think school is for learning things like respect and doing things they don’t think are fun???

posted by dmadsen on May 12, 08 at 1:35 pm |

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Not necessarily illegal Edma

Just because some clown from the ACLU says its illegal, doesn’t make it illegal. The head of the ACLU doesn’t get to decide how case law is applied here and a 13 year old kid certainly doesn’t either. Besides, if they reword the rule to state that the kids are allowed to sit or stand, how will all the belly-aching liberals protest? They will have to lie down in order to break the rule, which is the position they usually take anyway.

posted by monkeydave on May 12, 08 at 1:41 pm |

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AND THIS WAS THE “FEATURED COMMENT” IN THE STRIB WEBSITE:

Featured comment

Close comment Any word is they were or were not wearing a flag pin? I say fry the little troublemakers for not showing respect to this great country.
See, I really don’t have to make this shit up. People just flat out say things like this now. And no, I don’t know if these commenters came from the Lone Star Times.
So. Is this what we really want from our ‘youth?’
Mit unsern fahnen ist der Sieg!
Wilkommen zum Amerika!

Categories: Contemporary Americana · Education

Kiddie Kandy Kriminals

March 12, 2008 · No Comments

Today’s Contemporary Americana!

I actually have some work to do today, but I couldn’t let this pass without comment. Don’t ever say I won’t cover left-wing-nuttery.

New Haven Register

NEW HAVEN — Sheridan Communications and Technology Middle School eighth-grader Michael Sheridan was suspended from school for three days, barred from attending an honors student dinner and stripped of his title of class vice president.

His offense?

He bought a bag of Skittles.

The punishment was meted out because the New Haven school system banned candy sales and fundraisers in 2003 as part of the districtwide school wellness policy.

“There are no candy sales allowed in schools, period,” said school spokeswoman Catherine Sullivan-DeCarlo.

SKITTLES . . . IST. . . VERBOTEN!!!

Well at least he didn’t get three days in the cooler.

Michael’s mother, Shelli Sheridan, is lobbying to reduce her son’s punishment, claiming he’s a top student with no previous disciplinary problems. According to Shelli Sheridan, the student who sold the candy, whom she did not identify, also was suspended.

“Why did we go to that extreme?” she said.

Well that’s a great American question: why DO we seem to go to extremes? What is it in our national DNA lately that engenders such outsized punishments for such piddling offenses? Do they believe that if a package of Skittles gets by than next thing you know they’ll be trafficking in bags of smack?

Or maybe the school has all of its students weighed regularly and if they student body gets too fat they lose state reimbursement?

Here’s how the intrepid school cops busted this nefarious candy ring:

Michael Sheridan claims he was in a school hallway after lunch Feb. 26 when a classmate asked if he wanted some candy. The student had a lunch box filled with candy and a wad of money, he said.

While Michael said he was unaware the sale was agaiSick, nst school policy, he admitted the student selling it “was being secretive.” When a school administrator noticed the transaction, Michael said the student “threw the candy.” He said he pocketed the Skittles, still not sure anything was wrong.

Michael said the administrator asked to see the contents of his pockets. At that moment, Michael said he realized he was in trouble.

You can almost imagine a scene straight out of “Cops:” — “UP AGAINST THE WALL, SPREAD ‘EM!! WHERE’D HE STASH THE SKITTLES?!?! AH HERE THEY ARE - WE GOT THE EVIDENCE ON THIS SCUMBAG. WHAT WERE YOU PLANNING ON DOING WITH THESE, HUH?”

Yes, our societal sickness continues to spread. “Zo, you thought you could get avay vit selling candy in our Stalag, nicht wahr?”

Turner had repeatedly warned students that she would not allow any candy to be sold in schools, nor did she want money changing hands in school, said Sullivan-DeCarlo. She said it was her understanding that the student was suspended for insubordination, which is what the district considered the candy exchange.

Insubordination. I suppose it’s the Cartman effect: YOU WILL RESPECT MAH AUTHORITAH!!!!

Aside from the nutrition issue, Sullivan-DeCarlo maintained the money students carry presents a security concern.

Huh? Do the ‘terrorists’ want our kids’ lunch money now?

A copy of the district’s policy given to the New Haven Register Tuesday says that “no candy or junk food fundraisers will be allowed on school grounds” and that only “healthy snacks will be sold in vending machines selling food products.”

Ah, yes, here we have the REAL reason - the school undoubtedly gets a cut. Once you start letting Skittles in the school, next come the Snickers and then the Milky Ways and pretty soon, before you know it, profits get cut.

Turner referred all comment on the case to Sullivan-DeCarlo.

Ah yes, the brave school prinicpals always hiding behind the flacks and the attorneys. Teaches kids what kind of society they’re growing up in - in more ways than one.

Categories: Contemporary Americana · Education · leftwingnuttery

California Homeschoolers Under Assault - Law Says It All: The State Owns Your Children

March 7, 2008 · 2 Comments

San Francisco Chronicle

Here’s where I throw another curve to those who put me in the ‘one size fits all’ liberal box.

I’m slightly to the left of Che Guevera on many things but I’m foursquare for the Second Amendment and I believe that parents have the absolute right to home school their kids.

And I don’t care if you’re doing for religious reasons or not - you have (or should have) that right.

And in California, it looks like the state is now coming after the 166,000 home-schooled kids.

The ruling arose from a child welfare dispute between the Los Angeles County Department of Children and Family Services and Philip and Mary Long of Lynwood, who have been homeschooling their eight children. Mary Long is their teacher, but holds no teaching credential.

That’s part of the rub here: California wants the kids to be indoc, er, educated by those who have swallowed the blue pill at the Schools of Education Theory at universities. The parents are largely un-credentialed by the STATE so obviously, they will not be able to properly indoc, er, ‘educate’ their own children.

See, its not just the teachers the state has an interest in. Dig this:

Some homeschoolers are affiliated with private or charter schools, like the Longs, but others fly under the radar completely. Many homeschooling families avoid truancy laws by registering with the state as a private school and then enroll only their own children.

Yet the appeals court said state law has been clear since at least 1953, when another appellate court rejected a challenge by homeschooling parents to California’s compulsory education statutes. Those statutes require children ages 6 to 18 to attend a full-time day school, either public or private, or to be instructed by a tutor who holds a state credential for the child’s grade level.

“California courts have held that … parents do not have a constitutional right to homeschool their children,” Justice H. Walter Croskey said in the 3-0 ruling issued on Feb. 28. “Parents have a legal duty to see to their children’s schooling under the provisions of these laws.”

Parents can be criminally prosecuted for failing to comply, Croskey said.

And here’s the punch line:

“A primary purpose of the educational system is to train school children in good citizenship, patriotism and loyalty to the state and the nation as a means of protecting the public welfare,” the judge wrote, quoting from a 1961 case on a similar issue.

Well, that backs up what I have always figured the American public schools to be about. Notice that there’s nothing in the judge’s quote about education in terms of teaching critical thinking skills, such as being able to discern government bullshit when you hear it and questioning authority.

In fact that last thing American public schools are meant to teach is for its students to question authority or think for themselves. Good citizenship: as defined by who? Patriotism and loyalty to the state? Hitler and Goebbels couldn’t have worded it better. Protecting the public welfare? How do you define ‘public welfare?’ And for whose benefit?

The state is coming for you, homeschooling Californians. The state has a greater interest in your children than you do.

Homeschooling parent Debbie Schwarzer of Los Altos said she’s ready for a fight.

Schwarzer runs Oak Hill Academy out of her Santa Clara County home. It is a state-registered private school with two students, she said, noting they are her own children, ages 10 and 12. She does not have a teaching credential, but she does have a law degree.

“I’m kind of hoping some truancy officer shows up on my doorstep,” she said. “I’m ready. I have damn good arguments.”

But what happens when your truant officer shows up with an armed cop with a ‘tell it to the judge’ attitude? Your well-crafted arguments aren’t going to have much of an effect then, eh?

Categories: Education · Police state

Junior Heroes in Chicago Area School

November 19, 2007 · No Comments

“All we were trying to do was promote peace and recognize that people are dying every day,” said sophomore Adam Szwarek. “They said it was insubordination.”

Man was I out of the net on this one.

Chicago Sun-Times initial story

About 10 Morton West High School students suspended over an anti-war protest at the school last week returned to the Berwyn school today to demand they be allowed back in classes.

The kids were accompanied by about 20 parents and anti-war activists at a press conference in front of Morton West. About 25 students were suspended and face expulsions after staging a protest against the Iraq war in the school cafeteria last Thursday.

The kids were accompanied by about 20 parents and anti-war activists at a press conference in front of Morton West. About 25 students were suspended and face expulsions after staging a protest against the Iraq war in the school cafeteria last Thursday.

District 201 Supt. Ben Nowakowski has insisted the students seriously disrupted the school day. All classes were locked down after the protesters locked arms and refused to move, he said previously. The students insist they were peaceful.

And they were peaceful. The school called the police, had a complete lockdown and then, as you read above threated mass suspensions and expulsion.

There was no property damage

There was no violence.

This could have been Morton West’s finest hour as a school had they turned the entire protest into a teach-in. Instead they called the police.

It was, of course, the student’s finest hour. Although this story was largely locked up by the mainstream media outside the Chicago area, Arthur Silber has written a fine series of blog posts:

 November 5


A lot of people have signed the petition since yesterday. Signatures are nearing the 2,000 mark. Let’s get well over 2,000 today. Go on, live dangerously: tell
more people to sign it. A lot more.

Breaking the rules to “promote peace and recognize that people are dying every day” is a damned good program. These students are a hell of a lot smarter than most adults — and far more decent and civilized. To say nothing of much braver.

You may as well break the damned rules because, in these glorious, liberty-loving United States in the Year of Our Final Descent 2007, if you stray even an inch beyond the bounds of “approved” discourse and those views that the authoritarian Establishment considers “acceptable,” you may well be destroyed whether you in fact break the rules or not. More power to them.]

November 8:

Faced with this impenetrable wall of resistance to truths that ought to be the primary, if not the sole, topic of discussion in our national life, Adam Szwarek and the other students felt an urgent need to speak the truth that we most desperately need to hear at this terrible moment in history: “All we were trying to do was promote peace and recognize that people are dying every day…”

I submit that this is one of the noblest statements uttered in the United States in the last several years, not only because of the supreme importance of its content, but because of the particular values and the kind of soul that inform it. Szwarek’s concerns are ones that should be those of every national leader of minimal decency — but they are not. Szwarek knows “that people are dying every day” — which is the terrifying fact that our politicians and media try to prevent from ever reaching our consciousness. Szwarek was determined to make people aware of the horrors that take place every hour of every day, in the hope that those who have the power to do so would finally stop them.

People like Szwarek are rare in any age; today, there are very few people in our national life who demonstrate this degree of commitment to peace and the sanctity of human life. Szwarek’s awareness of these issues and his willingness to do something about them should be honored and celebrated. Instead, the authorities seek to punish him severely, thus perhaps destroying his educational future, and therefore his hopes for a career, and thus his life.

Silber goes on to outline what the school actually did to the students which was atrocious in its own right but also followed a thoroughly modern script and one that jives with the role of public education today: to get this generation ready for life in a fascist state.

This story has a rare happy ending where the students and parents actually won a victory of sorts. Silber writes about it here - November 17.

In the November 8 entry, Silber lists the five lessons the students were taught and elaborates on each of them. Please read what he was to write under each of them, but here they are:

1. The idea of impartial and “blind” justice is a lie.

2. Adults in positions of authority constantly talk about their concern for children and their futures, just as politicians always assure us that they only act “for our own good” — which is also what the U.S. tells the Iraqis, as it destroys their country and murders more than one million of them. All of this is also a lie.

3. Betraying your friends and allies to save yourself is sometimes the smartest way out of trouble. Even if it may not be “good,” it is sometimes necessary.

4. In their efforts to coerce your conformity to acceptable modes of behavior and to shut you up, authorities will lie to you about anything and everything.

5. The extent of your awareness of the world around you, and the extent of your sensitivity to and concern for the sanctity of human life, will be the extent to which you are punished.

It is with number 5 that I want to stop and comment further since that plays into the essay I wrote prior to this one on Joe Bageant and the Burden of Knowing. Silber quotes Alice Miller:

Children who become too aware of things are punished for it and internalize the coercion to such an extent that as adults they give up the search for awareness. But because some people cannot renounce this search in spite of coercion, there is justifiable hope that regardless of the ever-increasing application of technology to the field of psychological knowledge, Kafka’s vision of the penal colony with its efficient scientifically-minded persecutors and their passive victims is valid only for certain areas of our life and perhaps not forever. For the human soul is virtually indestructible, and its ability to rise from the ashes remains as long as the body draws breath. — Alice Miller, at the conclusion of the “Afterword” to For Your Own Good

If you want a more contemporary translation, consider David Bowie:

“And these children that you spit on as they try to change their world,

are immune to your consultations, they’re quite aware of what they’re going through”

In considering why the punishment of these peaceful students was so outsize the nature of the deed, it seems clear that one of the greatest fears any generation founded on the principles of control and obedience has is of their own children. These young minds must be crushed and then remade (as the Marines look at boot camp, so too, we look at public education).

To encourage freethinking is seen as a great mortal threat. The reasons are many: an entire cadre of socialists might grow up and seek to change society economically; children may indeed, if they learn from playing together at early ages, not carry the baggage of racism and sexism into their adulthood therefore further upending the social order, and so on.

The worst thing that can happen for any child with intelligence and heightened sensitivity is to realize, at a young age, that life is essentially fake as advertised. What you are taught in school about justice, equality and fairness is not to be taken literally at all. That we essentially live a thousand little lies that we are expected to repeat soundlessly in our heads every day to get through it all.

For many children, and I saw this with my own sensitive eyes, youthful idealism didn’t survive the first encounter with social authority. Whether it was teachers, parents or police, young minds asking the insoluble question of humanity: ‘why?’ are often given, what to them, is a nonsensical answer that only increases the confusion and disillusionment:  ‘because I said so.’

Of this is our society built.

At the point when the answer becomes intractable and not subject to modification, children face a choice. They can either start repeating the mantra of a thousand little lies in their own consciousness and get with the program, they can continue a knowing and active rebellion, or they can choose to simply shut down psychologically.

The fact that Fox News’s Bill O’Reilly used to be a high school history teacher is never lost on me when I see him perform. If one studies O’Reilly’s reactions to guests that are progressives and freethinkers, you will get a superb shorthand version of the way society looks at the awake and aware in this country.

At some point, generally when he knows he is losing an argument, O’Reilly trots out the ultimate fallback position of those who control the minds of our society. No, its not to accuse someone of being a communist, although that would be related. Instead O’Reilly will either say whatever idea he is arguing against will either give us ‘anarchy’ or he will angrily accuse his adversary of being an anarchist and sputter something about ‘you just don’t want to have any rules.’

If we encourage progressive freethinking in our schools, so the theory goes, we will lay the groundwork for future anarchy. In order for society to function, there must be constraints against the freedom of individuals, which will allow certain groups within society to gain justifiable power and wealth. To distribute the bounty of our society equally, so the theory goes, will stifle competition. This is the ‘people are inherently’ bad school of thought which I wrote of earlier. Organized religion also plays a part in the set up of this hierarchy by reminding men they are ‘fallen’ in a ‘fallen world’ and therefore no utopia is possible and therefore, the herd must be ridden, lest anarchy reign.

Of course, what is never allowed to be discussed is why certain people are allowed to be the so-called ‘ruling class’ and why others, through accident of birth, are excluded. Our American class system is such a taboo subject that to even bring it up will undoubtedly cause someone to hurl an accusation of being ‘un-American’ your way.

In our system, so we teach our children, you get exactly the wealth and privilidge you earn and deserve based on your talent and drive. Everyone knows that.

And even if you successfully make the argument that for most Americans, it simply isn’t true, the counterargument goes, well that may be, but its still better in America than it is anywhere else. At that point the argument ends since the questioner is then put in the position of either having to agree or be un-American.

So one is taught many myths and fables as children that are never to be questioned. What Silber is highlighting in his discussion of the Morton West incident and the writing of Alice Miller is first the damage done to impressionable minds early on and then the violence done to those children who has somehow escaped the early conditioning and make it to high school with a social conscience and the will to exercise it still intact. It is those children who are most publicly made an example of so that others will learn that what might be tolerated (or drugged) as an elementary school eccentricity will be brutally punished for someone actually coming of age.

They are taught that for daring to publicly express an opinion out of the mainstream and against the consensus building efforts of modern public education, their ability to get their ticket punched to a elite college (to have their ticket punched there to ‘The Good Life’ and ‘The American Dream’) will be placed in peril by a threatened expulsion.

This is usually enough to cull the rest of the herd down to mooing obedience. But not always. Some quit and conform, others drop out but some make amends but go underground in the system, only to pop up time and again to be beat down again.

For what (almost) happened to these high school students is what will happen to them should they try any of these freethinking shenanigans in corporate America. The unemployment and welfare lines are not necessarily made of only only the unfortunate but people who were fired for standing up for their most cherished beliefs in simply what is right and what it wrong.

If it sounds like I speak from hard personal experience, I am.

But I would say I’m one of the lucky ones. Luck, a few timely connections and a supportive family have kept me going when talent alone was not sufficient. In the main, I have as good a work ethic as anyone and with two very brief exceptions, have been steadily gainfully employed since May 19, 1979 when I was 16.

But being one of these unfortunates who doesn’t quite know when to keep their mouths shut, I did not get to be one of the editors of a major American newspaper, nor did I get a nationwide talk show. Instead, I run a small independent bookstore in my old home town, which to me, is akin to lighting a single candle in a growing darkness.

It isn’t what I had planned to do but that’s life and it sure as hell beats being a cubicle jockey for the corporate state.

But the most troubling aspect as a lifelong shit disturber (a wonderfully Canadian term we USians should embrace), is the extent that the system is going to in crushing the humanistic spirit of our children. This is truly (and I think Silber would agree) the leading indicator of the coming repression. If you neuter successive generations of any ability to stand up and say: this is wrong, you ensure the ruling power structure that the streets will be free of protests and general strikes when Hillary Clinton and Rudy Giuiliani are presented as America’s only two choices for national leadership.

Brilliant, really.

After all, doesn’t it make more sense to really go after the people who have not built up assets that can be taken away for noncompliance, such as careers, homes, 401k’s, health insurance, you’re own kid’s education, etc? No surprise that thehe biggest and really only serious threat the school could use against these students was to ruin their chances at college.

When you really step back and assess this situation the only word that comes to mind, at least for me, is evil. This is an evil, dehumanizing system that richly deserves its own destruction. And perhaps, as many people write, this generation of Americans may be facing the the only solution: to destroy it and and build a truly just and equitable society on its ruins.

And maybe Adam Szwarek will lead them.

Categories: Education · Who We Are · what's left of the left

Finally Someone Agrees With Me; American (kids): Dumber than Dirt

October 29, 2007 · No Comments

Mark Morford in the San Francisco Chronicle

The modern American urban public school should each have a sign above their door: Abandon all hope ye who enter here!

How bad is it? Morford’s friend in the Oakland (Ca.) school system minces no words:

We are, as far as urban public education is concerned, essentially at rock bottom. We are now at a point where we are essentially churning out ignorant teens who are becoming ignorant adults and society as a whole will pay dearly, very soon, and if you think the hordes of easily terrified, mindless fundamentalist evangelical Christian lemmings have been bad for the soul of this country, just wait.

It’s gotten so bad that, as my friend nears retirement, he says he is very seriously considering moving out of the country so as to escape what he sees will be the surefire collapse of functioning American society in the next handful of years due to the absolutely irrefutable destruction, the shocking — and nearly hopeless — dumb-ification of the American brain. It is just that bad.

Now, you may think he’s merely a curmudgeon, a tired old teacher who stopped caring long ago. Not true. Teaching is his life. He says he loves his students, loves education and learning and watching young minds awaken. Problem is, he is seeing much less of it. It’s a bit like the melting of the polar ice caps. Sure, there’s been alarmist data about it for years, but until you see it for yourself, the deep visceral dread doesn’t really hit home.

He cites studies, reports, hard data, from the appalling effects of television on child brain development (i.e.; any TV exposure before 6 years old and your kid’s basic cognitive wiring and spatial perceptions are pretty much scrambled for life), to the fact that, because of all the insidious mandatory testing teachers are now forced to incorporate into the curriculum, of the 182 school days in a year, there are 110 when such testing is going on somewhere at Oakland High. As one of his colleagues put it, “It’s like weighing a calf twice a day, but never feeding it.”

Now of course, dumb kids make for dumb adults. And for once, here’s someone who agrees with me that that was the plan all along:

Then our discussion often turns to the meat of it, the bigger picture, the ugly and unavoidable truism about the lack of need among the government and the power elite in this nation to create a truly effective educational system, one that actually generates intelligent, thoughtful, articulate citizens.

Hell, why should they? After all, the dumber the populace, the easier it is to rule and control and launch unwinnable wars and pass laws telling them that sex is bad and TV is good and God knows all, so just pipe down and eat your Taco Bell Double-Supremo Burrito and be glad we don’t arrest you for posting dirty pictures on your cute little blog.

Precisely.

And if you’ve got a lot of time to kill to become depressed, read the comments at the bottom of the story. Maybe not all 500+ of them, just enough to confirm what is written above them.

I often argue that there should be some kind of organization in this country called Intellectuals Anonymous. Not Mensa. I’ve seen Mensa: people who spend their intellectual capacity impressing each other by how quickly they can solve Rubik’s cube-like puzzles. No, not them or even that kind of intelligence. Math smarts will not save us.

The people I’m talking about are intellectual omnivores - people with a wide ranging and broad thirst for learning - precisely the people our public schools drill and kill into standardized test submission.

I’m talking about people who are aware of the world around them - they have their heads both out of their ass and the television. They’ve long ago figured out the scam of capitalism, the sham of American democracy and the methodology that keeps the vast majority of Americans safely in the Borg or the Matrix or whatever science fiction allegory you care to use.

Many, many of these people are also convinced at one time or another that they are going insane. They’ve already been to several shrinks and have come to the conclusion that psychiatry and psychology are also a scam (except for those truly brain-chemical effected) and, far from being ‘the helping professions,’ they’re more the sword and shield of the state - weeding out the aware and awake and drugging them up before they can cause too much trouble.

One of the things I used to say on the air (and it probably got me in enough trouble) was that to stay truly sane in America today, you had to give our collective culture the middle finger. Seriously. If you buy into, really buy into what this society is selling you as important and vital, to stay sane at that point you have be rendered intellectually dead.

And the walking dead are out there - by the millions - every day, walking the streets, opining, spending, consuming, voting and most importantly, believing - believing it all.

And like Morpheus told Neo, if you attempt to wake them up, many of them will savagely turn on you to protect the system - the only one they’ve ever known.

If this sounds elitist and snobby, you know what? I don’t care. From elementary school when trained nuns in full SS basic black tried to beat God into me while beating intellectual curiosity out of me, to the dime store college education I received at Cleveland State, I have had it up to my eyeballs with the anti-intellectualism that is a hallmark of American life. if the world was fair (and my objection is not that its not fair its that we celebrate its unfairness as something to be proud of), about 90 percent, possibly more, of the people who run Washington and this country would be instantly replaced by seemingly ordinary people from the hinterlands who have been toiling unappreciated in the underbelly of this country: teachers, librarians, bloggers, kids with 150 IQs flipping burgers because they have “oppositional defiance disorder.” musicians, authors, philosophers, writers of all stripes - in short, the people whose talents have been downgraded by the market which rewards sharks, scam artists and thieves above all.

You know what is also true? A lot of the smart kids Morford’s friend teaches are probably quite brilliant but know that because their diploma will come from an Oakland public high school it won’t mean a damn thing. So like so many decent, intelligent and overly-sensitive kids all over America, they resign themselves to their fate and give up early. Its easier than ever to give up because our kids are bombarded every day by clear cut examples of who really runs the show in this country and how people are judged on their relative worth.

There’s a kid who lives in Compton and figures he’ll be lucky to make it to 18 and because of who his parents are and where he was born, no amount of boostrap pulling will make it for him. So he’s smart enough to start a dope dealing empire on the streets - pure capitalism at ground zero - but the ‘unapproved’ way of making big bucks (because the powerful didn’t get their cut). In the end, can you really blame this kid? And yeah, Hollywood puts up propaganda like “The Pursuit of Happyness” but the smart kids figure the odds and take the surer way to riches -without having to genuflect to the man.

Hate them all you want - all of these kids - white black, urban, rural - but take a good hard look at this insane society we trumpet everyday on the idiot box: how many truly sane people really want to spend their whole lives putting into a system that invents new ways to screw them every day? Maybe 50 years of being a wage slave and then having your company pull your pension or the government saying ’sorry, no more Social Security? ‘ How about a new war every so often to siphon off the best and the brightest from the most poverty stricken areas of the country? Yeah, the kids see how much their country thinks of them - you can forget the corner office but you’re good cannon fodder son.

Christ its a wonder more kids don’t hang themselves when they figure out the utter futility of it all.

And you know its just sooooo easy to go along with it all. Just dumb yourself down, take your number, work your shitty job and immerse yourself in mindless entertainment and sex in your off hours to dull the pain. I’ve said it hundreds of times: I’d have been a far happier person if I had been born a whole lot dumber.

Yes America’s ruling elite loves its Frankenstein monster: the dumb but entertained and distracted population. They’re so much easier to please and control. We can import technocrats from countries that give a damn about education to keep the machines of the elite running for their own fun and fortune and hopefully harvest enough warm bodies to keep the giant war machine churning bodies and profits for those whose lives really count.

I wish to God there was something we could do. I tried, honestly I did. For my troubles in speaking truth to power I’ve pretty well gutted my careers in talk radio and print journalism. Maybe not, we’ll see. Maybe there will be a resurgence of common sense and an appreciation for rationality and truth in America. Maybe pigs will finally fly.

In the meantime the powers that be have allowed us, for now, to howl in our blogs for whatever emotional release or catharsis that prevents us from really losing control. How long this wonderful medium will be available for us to reach each other remains an open question.

But there is no doubt that we are being outnumbered, as Morford notes, by the rolling waves of newly minted, newly brainwashed and dumbed down fellow straphangers making our job of waking them up, someway, somehow, more difficult.

But they’re happy. We’re all happy to be here. We’re Americans. We’re number one. We’re happy. We’re happy. We’re happy.

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