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Obama Calls for a “Civilian National Security Force”

July 17, 2008 · 4 Comments

The speech (the meat of the issue starts around the 13 minute mark and hits it at the 17 minute mark):

When it comes to Barack Obama, I’m not merely disappointed anymore. Now I’m scared.

From Paul Joseph Watson in Infowars

Presidential frontrunner Barack Obama has called for a “civilian national security force” as powerful as the U.S. military, comments that were ignored by the vast majority of the corporate media but compared by one journalist to the Nazi Hitler Youth.

“We cannot continue to rely on our military in order to achieve the national security objectives we’ve set. We’ve got to have a civilian national security force that’s just as powerful, just as strong, just as well-funded,” Obama told a Colorado Springs audience earlier this month.

Hmm. Now I don’t tend to stop at one source when I see something as shockingly provocative as this.

So I found this in the usually reliable Federal Times. Apparently the idea wasn’t Obama’s but Robert Gates’ which might explain why Obama is toying with the idea of keeping him on in his administration:

Obama did appear to back a soft-power vision Gates began advocating in a series of speeches last fall: a more modern State Department and “civilian national security force” that could “deploy teams that combine agricultural specialists and engineers and linguists and cultural specialists who are prepared to go into some of the most dangerous areas alongside our military.”

“If we’ve got a State Department or personnel that have been trained just to be behind walls, and they have not been equipped to get out there alongside our military and engage, then we don’t have the kind of national security apparatus that is needed,” he said. “That has to be planned for; it has to be paid for. Those personnel have to be trained. And they all have to be integrated.

In this version of the CNSF, it appears the view would be a ‘force multiplier’ much the same as the current civil affairs branch of the Army, only beefed up with extra personnel from different disciplines. Overall, not a bad idea in many circumstances but that’s not what Watson, or Joseph Farah of WND (whom Watson quotes extensively) think this is going to be:

“If we’re going to create some kind of national police force as big, powerful and well-funded as our combined U.S. military forces, isn’t this rather a big deal?” wrote Farah.

“Are we talking about creating a police state here? The U.S. Army alone has nearly 500,000 troops. That doesn’t count reserves or National Guard. In 2007, the U.S. Defense budget was $439 billion. Is Obama serious about creating some kind of domestic security force bigger and more expensive than that? If not, why did he say it? What did he mean?”

Well, did he mean what he said in the Federal Times’ article? Why doesn’t anyone else think to Google before they write?

The Federal Times article, however, in it’s own right, paints a picture of a wanna be Generalissimo who sees a major expansion of the military with a possible expansion of its scope and powers.

WASHINGTON and COLORADO SPRINGS, Colo. — Sen. Barack Obama, D-Ill., wants a full-spectrum military that can engage all enemies, from small-scale terrorist threats to international peers — and he signaled he would free up funds, in part, by pulling out of Iraq and scrutinizing major defense programs.

In his most extensive interview to date exclusively on military matters, Obama also pledged to:

• Expand the Army and Marine Corps while enhancing American air and naval superiority.

• Invest in nonmilitary capabilities in the State Department and elsewhere to better complement the military in advancing national security goals.

• Maintain U.S. technological superiority by using money now being spent on the war in Iraq to fund maintenance and buy new equipment.

• Consider retaining Defense Secretary Robert Gates in his administration to ease the first wartime transition in 40 years.

“What I want is a fully integrated armed forces that can deal with the full spectrum of threats that are out there,” Obama told editors from the Military Times publications, the sister group of Defense News. “I want them to be able to engage in counterinsurgency and asymmetrical presences that are out there. I also want them to be able to respond if near peers are able to mount attacks in situations that are more conventional.

Interesting enough talk coming from a so-called ‘peace’ candidate (of course he’s anything but). But no mention here of a DOMESTIC component to this CNSF.

So let’s look some more.

Baltimore Sun Weblog

“I won’t just ask for your vote as a candidate,” he said. “I will ask for your service and your active citizenship when I’m president of the United States. This won’t be a call issued in one speech or one program. I want this to be a central cause of my presidency. We will ask Americans to serve. We will create new opportunities for Americans to serve.”

Obama said he would boost the size of the active military, but that the nation’s future depends on more than just additional soldiers.

“It also depends on the teacher in East L.A., or the nurse in Appalachia, the after-school working in New Orleans, the Peace Corps volunteer in Africa, the Foreign Service officer in Indonesia,” he said.

Obama reflected on how the presidencies of Franklin D. Roosevelt and John F. Kennedy both made public service hallmarks of their administration and how the nation was the better for such efforts.

He promised to increase AmeriCorps slots from 75,000 to 250,000 and pledged to double the size of the Peace Corps by 2011.

“We cannot continue to rely only on our military in order to achieve the national security objectives we’ve set,” he said. “We’ve got to have a civilian national security force that’s just as powerful, just as strong, just as well funded.”

Well there’s the quote in some context but it seems a little ambiguous. What comes before sounds vaguely Kennedyesque but one wonders if Obama really means he will ‘ask’ Americans or, at some point, tell them how and when to serve their country.

And will those ‘new opportunities to serve’ come about to give people who are unemployed and desperate something to do?

Kurt Nimmo in Infowars mentions it here

It has nothing to do with al-Qaeda, either, a phantom force Joseph Farah and his neocon buddies believe pose a serious threat to America. It has everything to do with subduing those of us who may resist an accelerated move toward fascist corporate globalization, one-world government, and the effort to turn the planet into a slave labor gulag where half the population exists on less than a dollar or two a day. It’s all about forcing us to accept the New Serfdom at gunpoint.

In the months and years ahead, with the engineered deconstruction of the economy, a “domestic security force” possibly the size of the U.S. military will be required to “to prevent collusion and maintain security dependence among the vassals,” as Rockefeller functionary Brzezinski might describe it.

Something of this size and scope will be required, especially with the very real prospect of foods riots and civil unrest as America is reduced to a third world cesspool, an eventuality if the NWO has its way.

In the meantime, after Obama is elected – or McCain, it really makes no difference – they globalists may be recruiting your neighbors or kids to do their bidding.

I can see a little bit of rationale to what some people are alleging here. Will this new corps or citizens get shiny uniforms too?

So what is left unstated is how this CNSF merges with what he’s saying above. And that’s where the imagination can run wild.

But there’s more - Obama has big plans for the schools:

Obama called for greater integration with schools, so that young Americans are better prepared to be active citizens. He said he would make federal assistance conditional on school districts establishing service programs and set the goal of 50 hours of service a year for middle and high school students.

“Just as we teach math and writing, arts and athletics, we need to teach young Americans to take citizenship seriously,” he said.

For college students, Obama would set the goal at 100 hours of service a year and repeated his pledge to create a $4,000 annual tax credit for college students that would be tied to that level of service.

Well if the government schools aren’t turning out enough worker widgets now Obama will make sure that funding is contingent on forcing some kind of government approved service program on the students. And how does one “take citizenship seriously” and according to whose definition? Who will determine the standards and content for such a indoctrination (for that’s what it is)?

This IS starting to get scary.

More on this from the German Press Agency in Monsters and Critics:

‘Loving your country shouldn’t just mean watching fireworks on the fourth of July,’ the Illinois senator said. ‘Loving your country must mean accepting your responsibility to do your part to change it.’

Apparently whether you like it or not.

And apparently the CNSF won’t be fully explained anytime soon, according to this story in the World Net Daily (I hate linking there but what can one do when they have real news?):

Democrat Sen. Barack Obama’s stunning assertion in a recent speech that the U.S. needs a “civilian national security force” that would be as powerful, strong and well-funded as the half-trillion dollar Army, Marines, Navy and Air Force is not included in published transcripts of his prepared remarks.In the July 2 speech in Colorado Springs, Obama insisted the U.S. “cannot continue to rely on our military in order to achieve the national security objectives we’ve set.”

Campaign officials have declined to return any of a series of WND telephone calls over several days requesting comment. Nor have they posted a transcript of the speech on their website.

The lines are not included in a transcript of the prepared remarks published by the Denver Post and Wall Street Journal.

That IS strange. Why not? Farah is right to ask reporters covering Obama to ask him about it. We’ll see.

From listening to the speech on You Tube it does seem Obama is referring to some way of beefing up the Peace Corps and the State Department’s presence overseas. But his emphasis on a grand integrated national program is disquieting when one considers that it could only be staffed if a great number of people suddenly found themselves out of work.

Others commenting wonder how Obama will pay for all of this. He really doesn’t say specifically other than saying he’ll get some saving from ending the war in Iraq (while broadening it in Afghanistan) and through fighting fraud waste and abuse. This has been said before with predictable results.

On the whole, after hearing this speech, I am concerned at what Obama is really getting at here and how it would be funded and implemented. Listen for yourself and see if you have the same concerns.

Categories: Obama · Police state · Politics as Usual · The Empire's Wars · The Perpetual Campaign · leftwingnuttery

A Nice Cage in Denver

July 1, 2008 · 1 Comment

Denver Post

The fence around the public demonstration zone outside the Democratic National Convention will be chicken wire or chain link, authorities revealed in U.S. District Court today.

That may allow protestors to be seen and heard by delegates going in and out of the Pepsi Center during the convention.

But the American Civil Liberties Union and several advocacy groups have filed an amended complaint to their lawsuit against the U.S. Secret Service and the city and county of Denver that says protestors and demonstrators may have their First Amendment rights violated by security restrictions.

What First Amendment rights? What Democratic Party?

Categories: Police state · leftwingnuttery · what's left of the left

Beachwood Cancels All Star Baseball Games to Protect Kids’ Self-Esteem

June 26, 2008 · 7 Comments

Fer cryin’ out loud!

Fox 8 Cleveland

The City of Beachwood has decided to break tradition and cancel Little League All-Star games for children ages 9-12.

In March, Beachwood Mayor Merle Gordon sent a letter to parents of children involved in the Little League program stating the city was canceling the All-Star games based on information provided in an article written by the founder of the National Alliance for Youth Sports, Fred Engh.

The article suggested that All-Star games take away from sportsmanship and hurts the self esteem of players, especially younger player.

In the article Engh states, “There’s nothing like sticking a dagger into a youngster’s self-esteem the first season he plays the sport by letting him know that he’s not good enough or considered worthy to be part of this elite group of teammates. That’s not the message we want to send to children who are already less active and more obese than any previous generation in history.”

Sigh.

I stunk at baseball while in Little League here in Chardon. I didn’t need any adult to tell me that. I didn’t want to play anyway - my parents made me. I would have spent the entire summer reading if I could.

To this day, I don’t think I would have turned out much differently. But I digress.

We also didn’t really need any adults to tell us who our best players were. We just knew - it showed out on the field. My team, the Athletics, generally stunk so we only had 1-3 kids that normally went to the All-Star game anyway.

But the point is, we didn’t begrudge the kids who got selected. Hell, they deserved to be there and, wearing our jerseys, we hoped they did well.

So I don’t get this. I just don’t get this. Are these kids THAT coddled and sheltered that not making it to a team for ONE GAME will destroy their self-esteem?

And that they wouldn’t be happy for an root for the kids from their team that did make it?

What the hell has happened to us?

Categories: Local flavor · Who We Are · leftwingnuttery

Another Betrayal By the Democrats; I’m Through Hoping

June 20, 2008 · 2 Comments

I’m voting Green or Socialist Worker in November. I can’t, in good conscience, vote for this pack of jackals or their puppet Obama. And speaking of him, has anyone heard a word from Lord Barack on the telecom immunity isssue?

Huffpo: Congress Strikes Immunity Deal for Telecoms

Yesterday House Democrats and Republicans effectively struck a deal to “provide what amounts to legal immunity to the phone companies that took part in President Bush’s program of eavesdropping.” Today the parties will vote on the compromise bill. The New York Times has details below on the compromise. The AP will have updates of the voting here.

Remember, it’s the best Congress money can buy:

Salon’s Glenn Greenwald posted the amount of money each of the major telecoms involved spent on lobbyists to curry a favorable outcome for this legislation. Read an excerpt below:

Just in the first three months of 2008, recent lobbyist disclosure statements reveal that AT&T spent $5.2 million in lobbyist fees (putting it well ahead of its 2007 pace, when it spent just over $17 million). In the first quarter of 2008, Verizon spent $4.8 million on lobbyist fees, while Comcast spent $2.6 million. So in the first three months of this year, those three telecoms — which would be among the biggest beneficiaries of telecom amnesty (right after the White House) — spent a combined total of almost $13 million on lobbyists. They’re on pace to spend more than $50 million on lobbying this year — just those three companies.

Why? Marty Kaplan sums it up in HuffPo:

The Democrats’ motive, of course, is mixed; one part fear of losing telecom campaign contributions, one part fear of being called terrorist-lovers, appeasers and similar bad names by Republican crooks, liars and smear-merchants in the coming campaign. The irony, of course, is that even though Democrats gave Bush and Cheney the very barebacking they wanted, the Republicans are already calling Democrats, and will continue to call them in the fall, America-haters, while the phone companies, having nowhere else to go to rent a congressional majority, would have continued to fatten Democratic coffers anyway.

snip

Makes you wonder how far the Democrats are willing to go to win the love of the loathed playground bullies. Let Joe Lieberman keep his committee chairmanship? Make bipartisan loviedovie with Newt Gingrich? Take impeachment off the table? Oh, wait.

There is also loose talk that has been going on for some years that a great deal of the ‘eavesdropping’ and investigations done by the Bush/Cheney spooks were done on Democratic Congressman who are being blackmailed in one form or another to do the bidding of the military-industrial complex.

Face it people: under the two-party Punch and Judy show, you’re powerless.

I don’t know about the rest of you but I’m tired of being played for a sucker by the American political system. I’m 45 and I’ve been listening to the bullshit all my life and I no longer believe any change through the ballot box is possible. The only way they will break is under force and too many Americans long ago had any revolutionary spirit beat out of them. Perhaps when their children are starving or seized by forced conscription. Perhaps.

In any case, what we are seeing are the final shrieks of government of, by and for the people which, if you study enough serious American history, was more of a myth than a reality anyway.

What is coming down the pike is nothing more than red, white and blue fascism. All it will take is one more ‘terrorist attack’ to complete the long sought after mission of the authoritarians. And, as long as people like this are promised a piece of the face smashing fun, you’ll find many Americans cheering the death of the republic (they’re doing it now anyway on sites like Free Republic) and the ’setting accounts’ with ‘lib’ruls’ that will follow in it’s wake.

Read Joe Bageant’s latest articles if you need more background. He’s in Belize now which should tell you a lot about the smart people with means getting out now while the getting is good.

Categories: Dubya · Getting Personal · Obama · Police state · Politics as Usual · The Empire's Wars · leftwingnuttery

What Hillary May Be Waiting For - Michelle’s “Whitey” Tape

June 4, 2008 · 2 Comments

Normally this would all be wild rumor and speculation but there may be a definite reason that Hillary Clinton maddeningly keeps her options open.

If Bob Beckel is worried about this, Obama supporters should be too - view Beckel on Fox here.

And here is more speculation on Free Republic.

The Black and Right blog linked by the Freepers

And the Hillbuzz blog

The Michelle Obama Rant Tape was filmed between June 26th - July 1st 2004 in Chicago, IL at the Rainbow/PUSH Coalition Conference at Trinity United Church: specifically the Women’s Event.

Michelle Obama appeared as a panelist alongside Mrs. Khadijah Farrakhan and Mrs. James Meeks.

Bill Clinton spoke during the Conference, as did Bill Cosby and other speakers, but not at the panel Michelle attended.

Michelle Obama spoke at the Women’s Event, but referenced Bill Clinton in her rant — his presence at the conference was the impetus for her raving, it seems.

For about 30 minutes, Michelle Obama launched into a rant about the evils of America, and how America is to blame for the problems of Africa. Michelle personally blamed President Clinton for the deaths of millions of Africans and said America is responsible for the genocide of the Tutsis and other ethnic groups. She then launched into an attack on “whitey”, and talked about solutions to black on black crime in the realm of diverting those actions onto white America. Her rant was fueled by the crowd: they reacted strongly to what she said, so she got more passionate and enraged, and that’s when she completely loses it and says things that have made the mouths drop of everyone who’s seen this.

The “tape” is a DVD that Trinity United sold on its website, and possibly offered free for download up until March 2008 when Trinity’s site was scrubbed and the DVDs were no longer offered for sale.

This outburst happened just one month before the 2004 Democratic Convention, when Barack Obama delivered the keynote address.

From Katy Grimes at Townhall:

The buzz about a tape surfacing of Michelle Obama ranting about “Whitey” together with Louis Farrakhan and the Reverend Jeremiah Wright is interesting, if not a deal breaker. When it comes out, Barack will be permanently branded with the Nation of Islam - not a good tag when running for President of the United States.
There is no coincidence that Barrack Obama “quit” his controversial church yesterday, just as news of this tape hit.
But his ties with the Nation of Islam do not get cut just because he “quits” the church. “Barack hired two members of the Nation of Islam to work on his staff—Jennifer Mason and Cynthia K. Miller. If Jeremiah Wright and Michael Pfleger (now placed on leave by the Cardinal of New York for his recent rant) had kept their yaps buttoned none of this would mean much. But the fact that both men have been—until scrubbed from the website in recent weeks—listed as spiritual advisors to Barack Obama and also are very close to Louis Farrakhan, forces the question about Barack’s faith and beliefs.” (hat tip NoQuarter)
The word is that one of the Republican candidates no longer in the race (Rudy) acquired the tape. Republicans will most likely hold the tape until the fall. Because if Hillary had it, she’d let it out now to get rid of Obama.
If this tape exists the buzz will not allow Rudy or anyone else to sit on it until the fall - it will come out. Again, if it exists there must be multiple copies out there.
Beckel is worried that this may come out TODAY. Wouldn’t that be a political bombshell if it did?
Would such a tape permanently damage Obama’s campaign? One has to wonder after all the other distractions that have cropped up since whether a rant by his wife, if it contained such invective, would undoubtedly hurt him badly. How badly would have to be determined by what is actually on the tape.
Stay tuned.

Categories: Obama · Politics as Usual · leftwingnuttery

I Give Up - Obama Trying to Lose

April 11, 2008 · 14 Comments

I don’t know whether to believe Mayhill Flower’s post in Huffpo but if the direct quote is true, Obama may have given himself a fatal wound. You can bet the right wing talkers will jump all over this on Monday and understandably so. Talk about having a field day with a political quote! This is how Obama described Pennsylvanians to rich Californians:

These qualities of hospitality, patriotism and endurance are exactly what Californians need to hear about Pennsylvanians. And when he spoke to a group of his wealthier Golden State backers at a San Francisco fund-raiser last Sunday, Barack Obama took a shot at explaining the yawning cultural gap that separates a Turkeyfoot from a Marin County.

“You go into these small towns in Pennsylvania and, like a lot of small towns in the Midwest, the jobs have been gone now for 25 years and nothing’s replaced them,” Obama said. “And they fell through the Clinton Administration, and the Bush Administration, and each successive administration has said that somehow these communities are gonna regenerate and they have not. And it’s not surprising then they get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy to people who aren’t like them or anti-immigrant sentiment or anti-trade sentiment as a way to explain their frustrations.”

Obama made a problematic judgment call in trying to explain working class culture to a much wealthier audience. He described blue collar Pennsylvanians with a series of what in the eyes of creamy Californians might be considered pure negatives: guns, clinging to religion, antipathy, xenophobia.

Oh yeah. I bet all of us in ‘flyover country’ must appear the same way to the wine and brie crowd in Marin County. I own a gun because the economy sucks. Right. You know what Barack? My family were hunters and gun owners even when it was flush. And we have them not only because some of us still like hunting but for our own personal protection. I know that makes you kinda nervous but then again, you have a small army of SS to protect you so what do you care?

The religion thing. Brilliant. After making one of the best political speeches in decades after the Rev. Wright flap, now you say people are clinging to religion because the times are hard. What an insult. Yes, in many cases people DO look to their faiths when times are tough but that also includes PERSONAL times - not just economic times. People lose loved ones and suffer other problems not connected to personal income.

And the anti-immigrant and anti-trade stuff. Right. You know, you might just want to climb off that Ivy league perch of yours and see just how it is out here in the rust belt. Where real people live and have dreams not connected to pricey law firms and real estate wheeling and dealing. And when they see, as in my small town, a procession of illegal immigrants taking jobs that should be held by own kids as summer jobs, what are we supposed to think? God bless the USA - ain’t capitalism great?

Yes Barack, its all because we’ve been so screwed over by capitalism out here that we’re bitter. And you know what? Why not? We’ve got a right to be angry. We’ve got people who played the game their entire life - worked hard, obeyed the law, provided for their families - and are now being thrown on the scrap heap in their 50s or even earlier - sacrificed on the altar of ‘globalism.’ You know Barack, we aren’t all cut out to be attorneys or Harvard MBAs. But dammit, we do work out here and all we ask of our government, our elected representatives, is that they pass laws and policies that help us not hurt us. But when you’re part of the best Congress money can buy, what do you care about us out here? We’re just the punch line for a cocktail party in Marin County.

I am hoping against hope that this quote is wrong and this did not happen. If it did, I have no one to vote for in November. Maybe that’s the whole point.

Categories: Economics · The Perpetual Campaign · leftwingnuttery · what's left of the left

Air America Suspends Randi Rhodes

April 3, 2008 · 2 Comments

Why?

For exercising her first amendment rights by telling the truth about Hillary Clinton and Geraldine.

HuffPo

Air America host Randi Rhodes called both Geraldine Ferraro and Hillary Clinton “whores” in a recent appearance, seen below. Rhodes, who hosts a weekday radio show on Air America, said to the cheering crowd, “What a whore Geraldine Ferraro is! She’s such a fucking whore!” She then proceeded to say, “Hillary is a big fucking whore, too” to a mixed audience reaction. “You know why she’s a big fucking whore? Because her deal is always, ‘Read the fine print, asshole!’”

I just love it when so-called ‘liberal radio’ behaves just like the craven cowards in the mainstream. How much you wanna bet that someone, maybe even Billary, called AA and pitched a hissy?

And they caved like the management of WJBC and every other weak-kneed mainstream radio manager.

Liberal talk radio.

What a fucking joke.

Here’s their statement:

Air America has suspended on-air host Randi Rhodes for making inappropriate statements about prominent figures, including Senator Hillary Clinton, at a recent public appearance on behalf of Air America in San Francisco which was sponsored by an Air America affiliate station.

“Air America encourages strong opinions about public affairs but does not condone such abusive, ad hominem language by our Hosts,” said chair Charlie Kireker.

Now - compare that to what the Savage Weiner and Limbaugh and Coulter and Hannity get away with on a daily basis. Please. Kireker either got his little knickers in a twist or one of the Clintons emasculated him.

Again, what a joke so-called ‘liberal talk radio is. No balls.

No one has any balls on the left.

OK, maybe  Mike Malloy.

Categories: leftwingnuttery · media

You Know What’s Scary?

March 12, 2008 · No Comments

AP: Ferraro Exits

I’ll tell you what’s scary - Geraldine Ferraro is actually making me glad I voted for Reagan in 1984.

Eyewwww. Scary!

WASHINGTON (AP) - Geraldine Ferraro stepped down Wednesday from an honorary post in Hillary Rodham Clinton’s presidential campaign amid a controversy regarding her comments that Barack Obama wouldn’t be succeeding in the race for the White House if he weren’t black.

Ferraro notified Clinton by letter that she would no longer serve on Clinton’s finance committee as “Honorary New York Leadership Council Chair.” She wrote that the Obama campaign “is attacking me to hurt you.”

Waaahhh! Waaaaaahhhhhh!!!!

So what did Barack Obama say?

Only what was true:

“I think they were wrong-headed,” he said at a Chicago news conference. “The notion that it is a great advantage to me to be an African American named Barack Obama and pursue the presidency, I think, is not a view that has been commonly shared by the general public.”

He might as well have said “Barack HUSSEIN Obama,” but you get the idea.

Ferraro was full of it and continues to be full of it. And she does so little credit to the already Darth Vader-ish Hillary Clinton campaign. Right now Olbermann is ripping both of them on MSNBC and I have to admit its rather fun to watch.

Not quite as much fun as watching whoremonger Eliot Spitzer resign, but that’s another story.

Geez, if I had $80,000 in disposable cash I would put it into my little bookstore business and help my mom.

But some men need their whore thrills. What can I say - he shames the sex.

Categories: The Perpetual Campaign · leftwingnuttery

Kiddie Kandy Kriminals

March 12, 2008 · No Comments

Today’s Contemporary Americana!

I actually have some work to do today, but I couldn’t let this pass without comment. Don’t ever say I won’t cover left-wing-nuttery.

New Haven Register

NEW HAVEN — Sheridan Communications and Technology Middle School eighth-grader Michael Sheridan was suspended from school for three days, barred from attending an honors student dinner and stripped of his title of class vice president.

His offense?

He bought a bag of Skittles.

The punishment was meted out because the New Haven school system banned candy sales and fundraisers in 2003 as part of the districtwide school wellness policy.

“There are no candy sales allowed in schools, period,” said school spokeswoman Catherine Sullivan-DeCarlo.

SKITTLES . . . IST. . . VERBOTEN!!!

Well at least he didn’t get three days in the cooler.

Michael’s mother, Shelli Sheridan, is lobbying to reduce her son’s punishment, claiming he’s a top student with no previous disciplinary problems. According to Shelli Sheridan, the student who sold the candy, whom she did not identify, also was suspended.

“Why did we go to that extreme?” she said.

Well that’s a great American question: why DO we seem to go to extremes? What is it in our national DNA lately that engenders such outsized punishments for such piddling offenses? Do they believe that if a package of Skittles gets by than next thing you know they’ll be trafficking in bags of smack?

Or maybe the school has all of its students weighed regularly and if they student body gets too fat they lose state reimbursement?

Here’s how the intrepid school cops busted this nefarious candy ring:

Michael Sheridan claims he was in a school hallway after lunch Feb. 26 when a classmate asked if he wanted some candy. The student had a lunch box filled with candy and a wad of money, he said.

While Michael said he was unaware the sale was agaiSick, nst school policy, he admitted the student selling it “was being secretive.” When a school administrator noticed the transaction, Michael said the student “threw the candy.” He said he pocketed the Skittles, still not sure anything was wrong.

Michael said the administrator asked to see the contents of his pockets. At that moment, Michael said he realized he was in trouble.

You can almost imagine a scene straight out of “Cops:” — “UP AGAINST THE WALL, SPREAD ‘EM!! WHERE’D HE STASH THE SKITTLES?!?! AH HERE THEY ARE - WE GOT THE EVIDENCE ON THIS SCUMBAG. WHAT WERE YOU PLANNING ON DOING WITH THESE, HUH?”

Yes, our societal sickness continues to spread. “Zo, you thought you could get avay vit selling candy in our Stalag, nicht wahr?”

Turner had repeatedly warned students that she would not allow any candy to be sold in schools, nor did she want money changing hands in school, said Sullivan-DeCarlo. She said it was her understanding that the student was suspended for insubordination, which is what the district considered the candy exchange.

Insubordination. I suppose it’s the Cartman effect: YOU WILL RESPECT MAH AUTHORITAH!!!!

Aside from the nutrition issue, Sullivan-DeCarlo maintained the money students carry presents a security concern.

Huh? Do the ‘terrorists’ want our kids’ lunch money now?

A copy of the district’s policy given to the New Haven Register Tuesday says that “no candy or junk food fundraisers will be allowed on school grounds” and that only “healthy snacks will be sold in vending machines selling food products.”

Ah, yes, here we have the REAL reason - the school undoubtedly gets a cut. Once you start letting Skittles in the school, next come the Snickers and then the Milky Ways and pretty soon, before you know it, profits get cut.

Turner referred all comment on the case to Sullivan-DeCarlo.

Ah yes, the brave school prinicpals always hiding behind the flacks and the attorneys. Teaches kids what kind of society they’re growing up in - in more ways than one.

Categories: Contemporary Americana · Education · leftwingnuttery

Ferraro: The Hillary Kind of Feminist

March 11, 2008 · No Comments

I agree with Jennifer Lehr:

“If Obama was a white man, he would not be in this position. And if he was a woman (of any color) he would not be in this position. He happens to be very lucky to be who he is. And the country is caught up in the concept.”
–Geraldine Ferraro

I woke up this morning, read the above quote and wanted to kill myself.

Hey, welcome to the club Jen.

(I have a friend whose mother and brother did commit suicide and even he says things like “The weather is so bad today I want to kill myself.” So what I mean is, I didn’t want to die die, but I did want to die.)

WTF?

No dear, spell it out - what - the -fuck?

I had to think for a minute what Ferraro was trying to say and why she was saying it. I mean aren’t there a million other “good” things she could say about Hillary or other negative things she could come up with against Barack to support her candidate. I couldn’t even understand her point really. What was she trying to say exactly?

Did she mean that Barack is lucky to be black at this point in our nation’s history because on the whole we Americans feel so guilty about our despicable treatment of African Americans that we will vote for Barack to make ourselves feel better? That the guilt we feel over denying women equality is nowhere near as strong as the guilt we feel over slavery and segregation?

She couldn’t have been saying that, could she?

Oh yeah, she could. And did.

And that is exactly the kind of crap that turns a lot of progressives off to Hillary because you know damn well Ferraro and Clinton are sisters-in-whine when it comes to this sense of chip-on-the-shoulder entitlement.

Lehr:

Doesn’t she realize that that is one of major reasons Barack is ahead? That we’re sick of that bullshit?

She could spell bullshit and not fuck? WTF?

Enough already ladies. I don’t want to want to kill myself anymore because I’d love to see a woman I can respect lead this nation.

OK Jen, enough of the suicide humor, we get it.

But the real insulting part of Ferraro’s comments is that somehow, some black people are lucky, no make that damn lucky for being black.

Not when looking for homes to rent or going on job interviews but politicians in America apparently lucky to be black.

I wonder if someone like Ferraro would acquiesce to their own ‘Watermelon Man’ scenario where tomorrow she would wake up black and have to spend the rest of her life in that situation? Would she go for it?

My, oh my, Obama is soooo lucky to be a black man running for President in 2008. Luckier than Jesse Jackson was back in the 80s apparently. You remember Jesse don’tcha Geraldine?

Perhaps Ferraro is closer to Rush Limbaugh’s view of Obama as some kind of ‘Magical Negro‘ who, like Jesus, will atone for the sins of white America by shouldering our burden as his own?

In any case, if Ferraro doesn’t see her own racism in her statement, it’s a statement about what some conservatives, with some justification, call ‘limousine liberals’ who love the proletariat as long as they don’t have to live next to them. Another such creature that comes to mind is Nancy Pelosi. And to be fair, so is Ted Kennedy, but then again, aren’t all Kennedys?

Real feminists aren’t racists. That should be rule one.

I like what Pam had to say here:

That one is pretty breathtaking on several levels, considering her selection as VP was most certainly due in part to the fact she is a woman.

In any case, using this particular line of thinking…

* If Clinton were a black man, Hillary would have been told to drop out of the race after losing 11 contests in a row, after all, John Edwards had to get out after losing only 3.

* If Obama were white, as it has already been noted elsewhere, he’d already be the nominee, because it’s pretty clear that while there are blacks voting for him because of his race, there are certain demographic groups who didn’t vote for him because he’s black, and those are the Reagan Democrats that Hillary is chasing.

In any case, since he’s biracial, does that factor into Ferraro’s deluded thinking? What would happen, for instance, if Obama were not visibly identifiable as black (as in, he could pass), but identified as such — does that make any difference in perceived advantage? It’s crazy-making.Yes, indeed.

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